Derek Witteman

Sup Fam! My name is Derek “Witch Doctor” and I'm thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail NOBO in April 2023. Im from Paradise, CA originally and now I live in San Antonio, TX and have had the pleasure of living in WV, HI and Honduras in between. In no particular order I'm a physician, veteran, hiker, nerd, jokester and student of the game. Follow my journey on The Trek, Facebook or Instagram @Barkelycharles.

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The Return To The Matrix

The Return To The Matrix

The following 2 weeks have been a whirlwind, but in the best way possible. The good times kept on coming, just one day removed from trail. I woke up

Oct 17, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 164 – The Katahdin Arrival (Fallacy)

Day 164 – The Katahdin Arrival (Fallacy)

My alarm went off earlier than it had all trail long, with the exception of my 2AM wake up before attempting (and failing) the 4-State Challenge. I

Oct 4, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 163 – The Day Before Katahdin

Day 163 – The Day Before Katahdin

I woke up well rested but in no hurry to start the day. Today was a day for savoring. Today was a slow burn kind of day. The kind where all moods are

Oct 2, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 162 – “I Love That You Get Cold When It’s 71 Degrees Out”

Day 162 – “I Love That You Get Cold When It’s 71 Degrees Out”

I woke up to sunlight bathing my tent near my pond-side location. It was a suboptimal site for tenting and roots permitted sleeping in only a couple

Oct 1, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 161 – The End Is Near

Day 161 – The End Is Near

I woke up to an empty shelter. It was mildly alarming, not because I knew anyone in the shelter. But rather when I went to sleep it was full, and

Sep 30, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 160 – The Water Filter Hack Sawyer Doesn’t Want You To Know About

Day 160 – The Water Filter Hack Sawyer Doesn’t Want You To Know About

The sun woke me from my TBC around 7. The group has been calling their sleeping bags a ‘Toasty Bitch Cocoon.’ I was fully happy and warm in mine and

Sep 28, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 159 – Discomfort Is Where Growth Happens

Day 159 – Discomfort Is Where Growth Happens

The daylight woke me from my tent just before 7AM. I could hear the rushing of the river next to us. I was trying to perceive, based on sound alone,

Sep 27, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 158 – Why I Quit In The Hundred Mile Wilderness

Day 158 – Why I Quit In The Hundred Mile Wilderness

Or rather why I wanted to quit (you thought I was done with click bait titles didn’t you?). Also sorry for the delay, Wi-Fi in the 100 Mile

Sep 26, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 157 – The Famous Shaws Hiker Hostel

Day 157 – The Famous Shaws Hiker Hostel

We all woke up between 6 and 7 and conversed while we ate breakfast. Wiki, Orphan, Feral Goat, Purple Pioneer, Hays, and I all seem to hike a similar

Sep 19, 2023 : Derek Witteman
Day 156 – Dayglow

Day 156 – Dayglow

Despite not sleeping well, I was up around 7:30 for breakfast at the Sterling Inn. It was a decent spread of cold continental breakfast items and

Sep 19, 2023 : Derek Witteman